50 Ways To Leave Your Logbook
August 13th, 2008 by Kevin(For full effect, the tune ‘50 ways to leave your lover’ should be going through your head by now and you might possibly hum this for the rest of the day, sorry.)
We’re putting together an ad campaign to promote use of the GlucoMON real-time wireless monitoring system at school and we think a great message for this year is focused around leaving your logbook in the dust. So, here is your opportunity to come up with a few of those 50 ways by commenting here so that we can use them in the mygluco 2008 Back to School w GlucoMON ad campaign? One thing we know for sure beyond real-time text messages on mom’s cell phone and simply making life easier w GlucoMON is that most people stop keeping their daily logbook almost immediately after first use. That’s a great example of what we mean with ’so advanced it’s simple’. So for fun there must be at least 50 ways:
Here’s my lame attempt:
1) stick it down the garbage disposal one page at a time
2) leave it in the corn field and let the combine ‘integrate’ it back to nature
3) wrap it around an M-80 on the 4th of July
4) soak it in the sink and watch your numbers disappear before your very eyes
5) etc…
Let’s hear your ‘way’ no matter how lame and it doesn’t even matter if you know what a GlucoMON is or not. On your worst day when you’re tired of the D word, how would you get rid your logbook?
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August 13th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
dump off the pad, dad
get a new log, dog
save a big tree, lee
it’s so easy to see
August 13th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
drop off the pen, len
get a new cable, mabel
save a lotta ink, linc
get a better view, hugh
August 14th, 2008 at 7:32 am
you don’t need the clock, doc
throw away the pen, len
save on the ink, linc
get the big view, hugh
August 14th, 2008 at 7:59 am
no writers cramps, Gramps
no need to fax, Max
no special phone, Joan
no more long calls, Paul
lose the Bluetooth, Ruth
all you do is just plug, Doug
August 14th, 2008 at 8:31 am
toss the book in the can, Stan
give it a big shred, Fred
tear it apart, Bart
make origami, Mommy
August 14th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
grind it up, Chuck
August 17th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Toss it in the trash …Ash
leave it at home….Joan
put it under the bed…Fred
Dump it in the garbage…..Sarge
Rip it in half….Daff
Pull it apart….Bart
Rip it to shreds…Fred
Put it in the can…Stan
Make it go away….Ray
Don’t use it at all …Paul
Use this instead….Red
Dont’ use it no more….Eleanor
Take it away….May
Take it to the curb…..Merv
Use the recycle can…Man
Microwave it….David
Use the blow torch…..George
Tear it page by page….sage
rip it in two….Blue
Toss it real far…Lars
Throw it on the cement…..Clint
Take your pencil and erase….Chase
It’s just plain bad….Chad
Throw it on the floor….Thor
Beat it with a rake….Blake
August 17th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Run it over with the plow…Mao
Feed it to the weasel… Liesel
And there you have it!
50 Ways to Leave Your Logbook.
September 18th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Very clever! And don’t forget leaving it at the dentist’s office. Good luck rhyming that one! Best wishes for your ad campaign.
September 25th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Get out the drill… Dr. Bill
Give it some nitrous… Dr. Gus